- Jun 10, 2015
I am crowning as I type this in my bedroom. An elderly couple is walking past my house as I type. Approx. 30 yards from me. Another elderly man just rode by on a bike. My phone is charging next to me. All the ice has melted in my glass of water. My mom put the fan on low. The A/C is on so I assume it was just to get the air circulating and rid my room of the fart smell that usually occupies it. That elderly couple is passing back again. There's a picture of me and my grandparents in my room. One of them is dead. It's kind of hot now so I turned up the fan. The razor I use to shave my genitals with is dead and the charger is missing so it has been sitting on my bureau for months. My lower to upper thigh tan line is pretty bad so I should work on that. A car just drove by going pretty fast. Floor has clothes everywhere. My balls are being pinched due to the way I'm laying on my bed.